Foxy Jokes

Foxy Brown pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges resulting from a scuffle in a beauty supply store. Brown was charged with one count of misdemeanor assault and three counts of funk.

Hip-hop star Foxy Brown, who recently assaulted two women at a nail salon, is furious the media only reports her misdemeanors. "You never read about the wonderful things I'm doing,” said Brown. “How I pick up groceries for an old lady. I adopted two crack babies.” Social services clarifies that, actually, Brown adopted two babies, who have since become addicted to crack.