Missis Jokes

Jingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey! Dancer took a bust
For a DUI
Prancer got possession
And now he's doing life
Missis Clause is mad
I stayed out all last night
And now she's getting a divorce
Because of this day's fight Jingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey! The cops here really stink
They don't know who I am
Got busted for doing sixty
In a fifty five
The Missis is a bitch
She won the divorce
And now I have to walk because
She got herself the sleighJingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey! All the elves they suck
Bunch a little pricks
Cannot make a descent toy
That won't take out my eye
I drank some sour milk
And poisoned cookies too
So I beat the living more...