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IN IRAQ ONE NIGHT AMERICAN ARMY HAD REPORT THERE IS BUNCH OF FEDAYEAN HIDE TO AMBUSH THE ARMY, SARGENT SEND A GROUP TO CAPTURE THEM OR KILL THEM FOR GOOD. THEY WENT ON DARK AND WAIT TO SEE IF THERE IS ANY MOVEMENTS BUT NOTHING THEN THEY PLANED SOMETHING TO CACH THEM. THEY SOURANDED THE AREA AND ONE GUYS FROM WEST WITH LOUD SPEKER SAID HEY MOHAMAD, ABOUT TEN IRAQI NAMED MOHAMAD RAISE AND SAID YES THEN WITH SILENCE GUN AMERICAN SHOOT THEM, ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER ANOTHER GUYS FROM SOUTH CALL HEY ABDOLHOUSSIN THEN ANOTHER 20 GET UP AND SAID YES THEN ANOTHER SILENCE SHOOT AND ANOTHER GROUP DEAD FINALLY IRAQI SOLDER BECOME SMART AND THEY TRY TO DO THE SAME TRICK TO AMERICAN AND ONE BY ONE CALL HEY JOHN NO REPLY THEN THEY CALL AGAIN HEY ALBERT NO ONE REPLY AGAIN HEY GEORGE NOTHING HAPPEN. SO AFTER WHILE AMERICAN GO AGAIN AND SAID HOW WAS LOOKING FOR JOHN, ALBERT AND GEORGE?
THEN ALL IRAQI STAND AND SAID WE ARE AND BOOM ALL SHOOT TO DEAD WITH SILENCED GUN !!!

Beheading of Osama's dick
Osama Bin Laden lost his penus when he was 12 years old. His father is responsible for beheading it because his wife ran away with Mohamad Attar who later found out that she was really a she-male. Mohamad Attar got terrified of that matter and asked US citizenship which the US government successfully granted to him. Unfortunately, while he was on the way to US, he got a job from a quite a dickless asshole.
Osama now hiding away from straight people. Every night, he bends down in the bushes of Taliban. Almost every night, in stinky holes which Osama hides, he tells his gay stories to his fellow dicks. Sometimes, they just pull his lice living beard and slap him silly couple times and tell him "FUCK YOU!" Or, moon him with their shit hanging desert-no-water asses until he shouts "MERCY!". From the day his father beheaded his hideous miniature penus, he got married to several different gay morons. Every one of them left him just after more...