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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage.The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage. The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said,' Mmmmm, I smell sausage.'

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said' Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.'

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said,' The only thing I can smell is molasses.'

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes. ”
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses! ”