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Greetings prospective White House interns!
This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
Sounds like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern:
"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just more...

Application for a White House Internship!
Greetings prospective White House interns!
This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the
Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting
one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding
program? Check this out:

Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world!
Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern:

"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee,
there I was, more...

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out: * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world! * Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers! * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you! * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: "I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president.. .. Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic." - M. Lewinsky, more...

Bill Clinton, George Bush and Osama Bin Ladin were riding in an airplane. Bill Clinton said, "Hey, do you dare me to throw this acorn out of the window?", they said yes and he did. George Bush said, "Hey, do you dare me to throw this apple core out of the window?", they said yes, and he did. Osama Bin Ladin said, "Hey, do you dare me to throw this bomb out of the window?", they screamed "No!", but he did anyway. When the plane landed, Bill Clinton saw a little girl crying and he asked her what was wrong. She said, "An acron fell out of the sky and hit me on the head". Then, George Bush saw a little boy crying and asked him what was wrong. He said, " An apple core fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. Osama Bin Ladin saw a little boy laughing really hard and asked him what was he laughing at. The little boy replied, "I just farted and blew up the Washington Monument!".

Opponents wish to keep the 6-foot-by-3-foot granite monument on the City Hall mall, where it has stood since being donated by the Fraternal Order of Eagles in 1958.

No word on any move to relocate useless, offensive, greedy politicians off city property.