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There once was a janitor and he was cleaning the restroom so he opened up the stall. There he found a little, tiny Indian. "Well, how long have you been down there little guy," says the janitor. The Indian replies,"Many MOONS, Many MOONS." Pretty funny if you get it!

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole. The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?" The Indian replied, "Many moons."

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his more...

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?"The Indian replied, "Many moons."

This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived.
So the couple went to seek the help of the Red' Chief'
who is also the tribe's medicine man. Indian said to the chief:
"Many moons come, many moons go;
I come, baby no come, how come?"

Chief to Indian:
"Young man, go to the ninth mountain
over there and come back after nine months".

After nine months the Indian came back to the Village.
He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby.

At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.
He said to the Chief:
" Many moons come, many moons go, I no come,
baby come, how come?"
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.
The wife said:
"Many moons come, many moons go, you no come,
many men come".