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12: 00 High noon, and tensions are high as well. Management is hiding inside the depot, so to set an example for the world and save face we will have to beat one of our own union members into a bloody pulp with a baseball bat. Volunteers are requested.

12: 01 No one volunteers. Morale seems low. This could be a long strike.

12: 02 We randomly select one union member to "volunteer." In what is surely a meaningless coincidence, this turns out to be the smallest, stupidest and most fragile worker there.

12: 03 The plan is stymied when our "volunteer" runs away with our only baseball bat. Recreational events for the weekend will have to be cancelled....

13: 00 After only one hour, I am already bored and frozen, stiff being the appropriate adjective in each case.

14: 12 Newspapers (the Province), books (Plato`s Republic) and radios (CKNW talkshows) are abandoned when one of our union brothers reveals his former more...

DESS pour Femmes modernes
Une formation inedite assuree conjointement par les departements de sociologie et de psychologie de l'Universite Paris 2
Une opportunite a saisir: developper la fonction cerebrale chez la femme moderne
* Objectif pedagogique du diplome:
initier les femmes a une experience fascinante comme l'usage du cerveau.
* Conditions requises d'admission:
l'existence d'un tuteur de sexe masculin sous le regime de la communaute
sans lequel les enseignements perdent toute efficacite pedagogique.
Elle est necessaire a la bonne assimilation des connaissances acquises.
* Duree:
Brunes: 1 mois et demi par module d'enseignement
Rousses: 3 mois par module d'enseignement
Blondes: 6 mois par module (possibilite de formation continue)
* Programme:
L'enseignement est reparti en 4 modules.
MODULE 1: Vouloir utiliser son cerveau
1. Accepter son propre destin: vous etes nee femme.
2. Connaitre son habitat more...