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Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

A truly Canadian Apology to the USA, courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, CBC Television: Hello. I'm Anthony St. George on location here in Washington. On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you had ten times the television audeince we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you'd never do that. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our more...

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

Once a moron lost his donkey, he started thanking god....,, his wife asked why are you thanking god???? Moron replied: thank god, that i was not sitting on it.......................

We have seen this Tinky Winky Near the San Francisco bay. He’s the Marshall of the big parade They hold on Gay Pride Day. We’ll all join hands and hold a protest As we march the Moron way. Moron Morality.

Once A Moron Went To His Friend's House. His Friend Said, That It's Raining Heavily So You Stop Here For One Night So He
Said, Ok When His Friend Went Somewhere And Came Back He Saw That The Moron Had Dissapeard. After 1 Hour He Returned Back. His
Friend Asked Him Where He Had Gone. He Replied That He Had Gone To His House To Bring His Nightsuit.

A Scuba Diver Was 20 Feet Down Under The Water And Saw A Man Without Scuba Gear. The Man Without The Gear Went Down 20 More Feet And The Man With The Gear Followed. They Kept Doing That Until They Were At The Bottom.
Now The Man With The Gear Is Confused, So He Takes A Waterproof Chalk And Board Out Of His Bag And Writes, "How The Heck Can You Stay Down Here Without Any Gear?"
The Man Without The Gear Writes, "I Am Drowning, You Moron!!"