Morons Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping." The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

Why was the moron hitting his head against the wall?
Because it felt so good when he stopped!
What do you call 12 morons at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket!
Why did the moron drive his truck off the bridge?
He wanted to check his airbrakes!
How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3...one to hold the bulb, and 2 to turn the chair!
Why did the moron open the refrigerator door?
He wanted to see the salad dressing!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!

Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.
The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away' cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"
The second got completely upset and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

Two morons, Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two
fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout, one of the morons asked where the guys
got the fish, and the fishermen told the morons that they go down to the
bridge, one guy would hold the other by the ankles until a fish was caught.
The morons figured that they could to that.
After holding Tom for about 20 minutes, Jack asked Tom if he had anything, and
the reply was "no." About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack asked again, and
again the reply was "no." Finally, Tom yelled "Pull me up! Pull me up!!"
Jack exclaimed "Ya got one?" Tom said, "No! a train is coming!!"