Motel Jokes / Recent Jokes

I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the corner.

I gave the place a binary search. I saw a little chip in the corner. She SIMMed like a pro. I traversed over to her.

She pressed her Apples against me. "Hey, Mac, do you have a hard drive?"

"No, only a floppy," I replied.

"Well, then you need an Amiga," she sed.

"Vi?"

"Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface."

We went to a motel on a VESA local bus.

The motel was SCSI-2. It needed to be debugged.

"So, how much is this going to cost me?" I queried.

She added it up right away. She had a mind like a...like a.... She could add really fast.

She stripped her binaries. It was quite a procedure.

"I'm going to turn your software into hardware," she transmitted.

She started to more...

You know you're staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."

Yo Mama’s so stupid… It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she was born, they put her in a tinted incubator. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She didn’t need a costume to try out for Star Wars. Yo Mama’s so old…. She waitressed at the Last Supper. Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out. Yo Mama’s so ugly… Even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out Yo Mama’s so poor… She has an order of fries on layaway at McDonalds. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She gets paid top dollar to stand in the farmer’s field and scare the crows away. Yo Mama’s so poor… She uses both sides of the toilet paper.

When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."

A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem. Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed. Sister: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later... Sister: Father, I'm terribly cold. Priest: Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet. Ten minutes later... Sister: Father, I'm still terribly cold. Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket. Ten minutes later... Sister: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night. Priest: You're probably right... more...