Motel Jokes

You know you're staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."

Yo Mama’s so stupid… It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she was born, they put her in a tinted incubator. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She didn’t need a costume to try out for Star Wars. Yo Mama’s so old…. She waitressed at the Last Supper. Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out. Yo Mama’s so ugly… Even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out Yo Mama’s so poor… She has an order of fries on layaway at McDonalds. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She gets paid top dollar to stand in the farmer’s field and scare the crows away. Yo Mama’s so poor… She uses both sides of the toilet paper.

I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the corner.

I gave the place a binary search. I saw a little chip in the corner. She SIMMed like a pro. I traversed over to her.

She pressed her Apples against me. "Hey, Mac, do you have a hard drive?"

"No, only a floppy," I replied.

"Well, then you need an Amiga," she sed.

"Vi?"

"Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface."

We went to a motel on a VESA local bus.

The motel was SCSI-2. It needed to be debugged.

"So, how much is this going to cost me?" I queried.

She added it up right away. She had a mind like a...like a.... She could add really fast.

She stripped her binaries. It was quite a procedure.

"I'm going to turn your software into hardware," she transmitted.

She started to more...

It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they find a super8 motel. They go in to the clerk and get one room because that was all that they could afford. They get to there room and there is only one bed so quickly one guy says, "I get the bed." Then another guy says, "I get the bathroom." Then the last guy says, "I guess I get the closet." During the middle of the night the guy in the bed has to take a big ol shit. But he remembers the guy in the bathroom so he does his busness in the pillow case and throws it in the closet. In the morning he gets up and checks on the guy in the bathroom. They both had a great night sleep. So they go and see their friend in the closet. When they asked how his night was he said, "It was pretty good up until a white ghost jumped in and I kicked the shit out of it.

A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders."