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The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo.
The woman cocked her ear, "Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried. The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked. "Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you." she replied with a knowing smile. "Great," he said, "I'll just nip into the bathroom and I'll be with you in two shakes."
Before she could stop him, he was into the bathroom where he found a man clapping his hands together in mid-air. "Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded. "I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths," the lover replied.
"But..but you've got no more...
The lovers were lying on her bed in a passionate embrace when the woman suddenly cocked her ear. "Quick," she cried, "my husband is coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom."
The lover ran into the bathroom as she quickly hid his clothes under the bed. Just as she turned back, her husband entered the bedroom. "What are you doing lying naked on the bed?" he asked.
"Darling, I heard you pull in the driveway and I wanted to be ready to receive you," she explained with a seductive wink and smile.
"Great!" he said. "I just have to run to the bathroom and I'll be right with you."
She began to panic, but before she could stop him, he was in the bathroom. There, he found a man clapping his hands together in mid air. Dumbfounded, he asked, "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these troublesome moths," replied the more...
Los Angeles: You may not hunt moths under a street light.(Dumb Laws - California)
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making.
The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom.
Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks.
Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to recieve you."
"Okay." the man replies "I'll go get ready."
He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.
"Who the fuck are you?" the man asks
"I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."
The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!"
The man then looks down and jumps back in more...
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes? Because rolling stones gather no moths!