Mujhey Jokes

Sardar: Bhagwan Mujhey
Dard Day Dukh Day
Tension Day Mujhey Barbaad Ker Day,
Meray Peechay Bhoot Laga Day.


Bhagwan: Abay Salay
Aik Line Main Bol Biwi Chahiye

Banta Singh had a bitter quarrel with his wife. In his anger he prayed loudly "Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley - Lord take me away from this world."
Mrs. Banta Singh retaliated: "Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley."
Banta Singh quickly amended his prayer: "Hey Bhagwan! tu iskee sun lay- O Lord, grant her prayer."