Bhagwan Jokes

AN unmarried girl prayed,' Hey Bhagwan, I never asked you for anything. But please grant my mother a son-in-law.'
Bhagwan heard the girl's prayer. Her sister found a husband!

Behind a three-wheeler in Delhi was the following message:
Hey dost, Bhagwan say maut dilaa dey; Ya Bhagwan sey kah roz pilaadey Friend, ask God to grant me death I pray Or tell Him to give me a drink everyday.

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.
He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray...........
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house
as well, please let me win the lotto(lottery)".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the temple.....................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple.................. "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my b siness, my house,
my car and my wife and children are starving.. don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good
servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can more...

Sardar: Bhagwan Mujhey
Dard Day Dukh Day
Tension Day Mujhey Barbaad Ker Day,
Meray Peechay Bhoot Laga Day.


Bhagwan: Abay Salay
Aik Line Main Bol Biwi Chahiye

santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding more...