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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?
A: They are always longing for another stop.

Knock KnockWhos there! Bassoon! Bassoon who? Bassoon things will be better!

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."

Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.