Mystique Jokes

The day before the wedding, the mother of the bride told her daughter,' 'You must preserve your feminine mystique, so don't ever let your husband see you without at least one article of clothing on.'' The bride thanked her mother for the advice and promised that she would heed it.

A month later, the groom went to his mother-in-law and asked,' 'Is there any insanity in your family?''

''Certainly not,'' she snapped,' 'Why do you ask?''

''Well,'' he said,' 'since I've been married to your daughter, I have never seen her with her hat off.''