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    Judge Ito's Bar and Grill

    APPETIZERS
    ROSE LOPEZ NACHOS... $3.55
    Spicy, with a thick Spanish Accent, Nachos
    haven't been this good since.. I can't
    remember!
    SOUPS & SALADS
    DEJURY... $3.95
    Aged for one year. May be bitter.
    KATO SALAD... $3.95
    An Empty head of lettuce with very little
    dressing
    FROM THE BAR
    PAULA BARBIERI COCKTAIL...$4.95
    Cool, with a little honey on the side. Goes
    down real easy.
    MARCIA CLARK BEER... $2.85
    We thought we had a case, but now we're not
    sure.
    SANDWICHES
    SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH... $3.95
    Full of bologna and hard to swallow, but a lot
    of people are buying it.
    FROM THE GRILL
    MARK FURMAN CHICKEN....$4.95
    Absolutely NO dark meat!
    DENNIS FUNG PLATE... $22.95
    Grilled detective served open faced. May be
    contaminated.
    DESSERTS
    Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The
    lawyers have taken all the dough.

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