Nachos Jokes / Recent Jokes

APPETIZERS
ROSE LOPEZ NACHOS... $3.55
Spicy, with a thick Spanish Accent, Nachos
haven't been this good since.. I can't
remember!
SOUPS & SALADS
DEJURY... $3.95
Aged for one year. May be bitter.
KATO SALAD... $3.95
An Empty head of lettuce with very little
dressing
FROM THE BAR
PAULA BARBIERI COCKTAIL...$4.95
Cool, with a little honey on the side. Goes
down real easy.
MARCIA CLARK BEER... $2.85
We thought we had a case, but now we're not
sure.
SANDWICHES
SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH... $3.95
Full of bologna and hard to swallow, but a lot
of people are buying it.
FROM THE GRILL
MARK FURMAN CHICKEN....$4.95
Absolutely NO dark meat!
DENNIS FUNG PLATE... $22.95
Grilled detective served open faced. May be
contaminated.
DESSERTS
Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The
lawyers have taken all the dough.