Nancy Pelosi Jokes

Italian researchers say that shots of Botox can relieve constipation.
"Apparently Italians inject it in a different place," said Senator Nancy Pelosi.

7 out of 10 Americans agreed that the nation is headed in the wrong direction. The 3 that thought differently were Pelosi, Reed and Obama!

Obama's speechwriter must have been Joe Biden. The speech was so long and dull that even with all her botox treatments, Nancy Pelosi couldn't keep her eyes open.

Please let one of those people be Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi turns 70 today and her face turns 20. Unfortunately, she couldn't blow out the candles on her cake becasue her lips no longer move. For her birthday, Democrats gave her a dozen roses; Republicans gave her a Toyota.