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One fine day, Nate the Snake was slithering through the forest when he came upon a level on a tree. The lever said "IF YOU PULL THIS LEVER, THE WORLD WILL END". Now, Nate was a curious fellow, but was smart enough to know not to pull the lever. So, he decided to make it his duty to stand by the lever and warn the other animals that came by of the danger, since he knew most of them weren't as smart.
The day wore on, and animal after animal came and went. Each one wanted to pull the lever, but Nate warned them of the danger.
Soon, the day drew to a close, and Nate began slithering toward his home, when an eighteen wheeler sped by, and upset an area of several large boulders that was very close to the tree.
One broke away, and began speeding toward the tree in such a way that it would hit the lever and end the world if it was not stopped. But no large animal was there to help, and Nate knew what he had to do.
Nate curled himself up into a tight little coil in more...

Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."

Nate: "Hey, whats the weather like out there?" Kate: "I dont know. Ill tell you when it clears."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nate!
Nate who?
Nate-ives are restless!

A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads "pull lever and end world". The workers decide not to pull the lever just in case. One night, a man named Nate is driving home. He is very drunk and is just about to hit the lever when he flies off of the road and explodes. The headlines in the newspaper the next day all read... "better Nate than Lever"!