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An absolute masterpiece of "Santa Claus is coming to town" translated into Unix Shell Script. better watchout better! cry better! pout lpr why santaclaus towncat >list /etc/passwd ncheck list ncheck list grep >nogiftlist naughty list grep >giftlist nice list santaclaus townwho | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | grep bad|good for (goodness sake) {be good}

An absolute masterpiece of "Santa Claus is coming to town" translated into Unix Shell Script.
better watchout
better ! cry
better ! pout
lpr why
santaclaus town
cat >list /etc/passwd
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep >nogiftlist naughty list
grep >giftlist nice list
santaclaus town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad|good
for (goodness sake) {be good}

you better ! pout ! cry
you better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole > town
cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus < north pole > town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad | good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
santa claus < north pole > town

you better! pout! cry you better watchout lpr why santa claus < north pole > towncat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep nice > giftlist santa claus < north pole > townwho | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | egrep' bad | good' for (goodness sake) { be good } santa claus < north pole > town