"Story-telling in computer languages" joke

An absolute masterpiece of "Santa Claus is coming to town" translated into Unix Shell Script.
better watchout
better ! cry
better ! pout
lpr why
santaclaus town
cat >list /etc/passwd
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep >nogiftlist naughty list
grep >giftlist nice list
santaclaus town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad|good
for (goodness sake) {be good}