Neatly Jokes

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. Demonstrate your skills! commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! What a feat! said the Emperor. Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do. The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered! That is skill! nodded the Emperor. How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai? Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, more...

If you don`t know what you`re doing, do it neatly.

An Emperor advertised for a new Samurai Chief. After several months, only three applied for the job - a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" the Emperor commanded. Stepping forward, the Japanese Samurai opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his sword and SWISH! the fly fell to the floor, divided neatly into two!
"What a feat!" the Emperor said. "Samurai Number Two, show me what you can do."
With a confident smile, the Chinese Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his sword and SWISH! SWISH! the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"Now that is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "Samurai Number Three, how are you going to top that?"
Samurai Number Three quickly stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. Without hesitation, he drew his sword and SWOOOOOSH! flourished it so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. However, the more...