Neverland Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?
A: Got your nose! Put it back!
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A: You know, I feel like a new boy!
When do you know that it is bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q:How do you know its bedtime in Neverland?
A:When the big hand touches the little hand.