New Hampshire Jokes

...nine years after they met and unofficially wed in a ceremony in New Hampshire, Martina Navratilova is being sued by former partner Toni Layton. When told Navratilova's worth is $80 million and how much did she feel she deserve, Layton replied, "About 40, love."

I think people are making far too big a deal of Hillary Clinton's teary response while answering voter questions in New Hampshire. Some see it as maudlin, others see it as a calculating move...I think she just wanted to show off the new tear ducts she had installed.

Getting a Speeding Ticket
and
Losing the New Hampshire Primary

have in common?

You can get out of both by crying.

In New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.

The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables.