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    Oldies having fun

    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
    Slim said, "I feel just like a newlyborn baby."
    "Really? Like a newlyborn baby?"
    "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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