Nicolas Cage Jokes

Nassau, Bahamas - Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on the number of films he'll be doing, opting to take more time between films to pursue other interests.
America responds, "Take all the time you need."

Nicolas Cage is giving $2 million to help former child soldiers. Said Cage, "He's eight years old. He hasn't kissed a girl yet or fallen in love, but he's killed a man. What does that do to a child's mind?"

Answered a child soldier, "Almost as much damage as seeing your portrayal of Charlie in "Peggy Sue Got Married.'"

Nicholas Cage’s former financial manager is fuming. He claims that Cage, not him, caused his own financial disaster. “He bought 15 mansions, 2 castles inEurope, 4 yachts, and several Rolls Royces…and I’m sure that thatTGIFriday’s “2 for 1" entree coupon I gave him is still in his wallet!