Notable Jokes

The teacher was giving her students a quiz on notable quotes and told them that the first student to identify who said it, would be able to leave for the day.
She first began with, "This was England's finest hour."
Mary quickly jumped up and answered, "Winston Churchill." "Correct, Mary, you may go home now," said the teacher.
Next, she said, "Ask not what your country can do for you."
Before she could quite finish, another girl yelled out, "John F. Kennedy." "Very good," commented the teacher. "You may go home now."
Annoyed that he hadn't been quick enough, little Johnny blurted out, "I wish these girls would just shut up."
Hearing this, the outraged teacher demanded to know who say it.
Johnny immediately sprank to his feet and said, "Bill Clinton. See you Monday!"