Nuthin Jokes

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You
need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma!
There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick your head in the hole to see what to
fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and
yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck more...

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out...."Pa!You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it? !"

Maw is outside hanging up the laundry, when she sees Paw come out onto the porch.
"Paw," she yells, "git over thar and fix that thar outhouse!"
Paw walks over to the outhouse, looks it over and says, "Maw, thar ain't nuthin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
"Stick yer head down that thar hole, Paw," Maw says.
Paw puts his head down in the hole and says, "Maw, I still says thar ain't nuthin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Paw goes to lift his head and screams, "Owwwww! Maw, my beard's stuck!"
"Aggravatin', ain't it?" says Maw.