"Problem With The Outhouse" joke

Maw is outside hanging up the laundry, when she sees Paw come out onto the porch.
"Paw," she yells, "git over thar and fix that thar outhouse!"
Paw walks over to the outhouse, looks it over and says, "Maw, thar ain't nuthin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
"Stick yer head down that thar hole, Paw," Maw says.
Paw puts his head down in the hole and says, "Maw, I still says thar ain't nuthin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Paw goes to lift his head and screams, "Owwwww! Maw, my beard's stuck!"
"Aggravatin', ain't it?" says Maw.

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