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The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your plates with bright colors. Greens, reds, yellows. In fact, I did that this morning. I had an entire bowl of M&M's. It was delicious! I never knew eating right could be so easy.

Conducting a class in nutrition, the teacher asked her students if they could name the four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny began to wave his hand frantically. "I know, I know," he called out.
Although apprehensive, since no one ever knew what little Johnny was going to come out with, the teacher called on him.
Little Johnny proudly stood up and said, "It's fresh, it's nutritious, it's always served at room temperature and, best of all, it comes in an awesome container!"

A grammar school teacher was teaching a class about the meaning of nutrition. She asked little Johnny what the most important qualities of mother's milk are. Johnny replied, "It's fresh, nutritious, served at just the right temperature, and it comes in beautiful containers!"