Nymphs Jokes

Santa loves a good joke. He must -- he tells the same ones over
and over again, time after time! Here are some of his favorites:

I just got back from my yearly flight around the world. Boy, are
my arms tired!... After I left home, I wrote my mother that I'd
grown another foot. So she knit me another sock.

Let me tell you about the Ice Nymphs. Once three nymphs were
sleeping in the same bed. It was so crowded that one got out and
slept on the floor. After a while, one of the Nymphs said to the
one on the floor, "You ought to get back in the bed with us.
There's lots more room now!"... Once the Nymphs were out playing
football. One of the players asked the coach to flood the field
so he could go in as a sub.

Then there are the elves. One of the elves is great at magic. He
walked around the corner and turned into an outhouse.... One elf
snored so loud he woke himself up. But then he solved more...