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Q: How do you get five oboes in tune? A: Shoot four of them. Q: What are burning oboes used for? A: To set bassoons on fire. Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation? A: Because most oboes are full of holes. Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat? A: Steal his batteries.

What is the definition of a half step? Two oboes playing in unison. What is the definition of a major second? Two baroque oboes playing in unison.

Q: How do you get five oboes in tune? A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for? A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation? A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat? A: Steal his batteries.

Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.

Q: What are burning oboes used for?
A: To set bassoons on fire.

Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?
A: Because most oboes are full of holes.

Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?
A: Steal his batteries.