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How do you get an oboist to play A flat? Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.
How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.Q: How do you get five oboes in tune? A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for? A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation? A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat? A: Steal his batteries.
What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.
Q: What are burning oboes used for?
A: To set bassoons on fire.
Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?
A: Because most oboes are full of holes.
Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?
A: Steal his batteries.- Add a Useful Link
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