Octomom Jokes

The cow from the Ever-Green-View Farm in eastern Wisconsin has set a new national milk production record.--8,400 gallons of milk in one year. The holstein surpassed the previous record for milk production in one year held by Octomom.

The grandmother of the most recent batch of California octuplets is facing home foreclosure because she is months behind on her morgage. Hey folks, you have eight babies and six other kids. Ever heard of child labor?

Octomom's financial situation is so dire that her car may be repossessed. Fortunately, she can hide it in her uterus.

In fact, one census taker reported that he couldn't count the number of people in Octomom's household. The census taker said he ran out of fingers.

...a former boyfriend of the LA woman who gave birth to octuplets is willing to be a father to the 8 children...dick van patten has also volunteered.