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Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel... What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

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Morris Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children. Unfortunately, he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read. So, when
he married and opened a bank account, he signed his cheques just "XX".
Morris then started his own business, which soon prospered. He became a very rich man. One day, he got a call from his bank. "Mr. Schwartz, I wanted to ask you about this cheque. We weren`t sure you had really signed it. All these years, you`ve been signing your cheques, `XX`; this one is signed with three X`s..."
Morris replied, "Since I`ve become rich, my wife thought I should have a middle name"

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had it on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they stayed home. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep. When she went by her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.

So the next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter. "Why were you screaming last night?"

The daughter said "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."

"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing last night?"

The daughter said "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."

"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was more...

The oldest surface on Earth was discovered after carbon dating was performed on Larry King's skin.

Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasnt got a grey hair on her head. How come? Shes completely bald.

Three little brothers were playing with BB's. The oldest one swallowed some and talked the other two into doing the same. A little later their Mom told them to get ready and go to bed.

In a few minutes the oldest son came running in "Momma, I just went to the bathroom and I peeped BB's. She replied "That's OK, they will all be gone by tomorrow". A little later the second son came running in "Momma, Momma, I just went to the bathroom and I peeped BB's.

Again she replied "That's OK,they will be gone by tomorrow." About 30 minutes later here came the last little boy running in all excited. "momma, Momma". She spoke up and said, "I know, I know. You went to the bathroom and you peeped BB's. Don't worry they will all be gone tomorrow."

The little boy spoke up "No, No Momma. I farted and shot the dog."

There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.

The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam`s rib.

This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world.

The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil engineering example ever, and also proved that his profession was the oldest profession.

The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?"