Olds Jokes

What does micheal jackson like so much about 20 8 year olds?
Ther is twenty of them.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-nine year olds?
Because there are twenty of them.

Why is Michael Jackson dating twenty-eight year olds?
The answer is:
Because there's twenty of them!
(twenty eight year olds....)

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue.
What is the title of Michael Jackson's New Book?
"Penetrating the Secrets of Children".
When Michael Jackson throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Tricycles.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to the discount store?
The ad said: "Boys' pants, half-off!"
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What do Michael Jackson and a jockey both ride?
Three year olds.
What is the worst stain on a small boy's underwear?
Michael Jackson's rouge.
Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
What did the male sunbather shout at Michael Jackson?
Get out of my son!
What is more...

What's so great about having sex with twenty nine year olds?


There's twenty of them.