Orville Jokes

Teacher: Whats usually used as the conductor of electricity?
Orville: Why-er....
Teacher: Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?
Orville: The what?
Teacher: That's absolutely right, the watt.

AlRPLANE pioneers, Wilbur and Orville Wright, a taciturn duo, hated to make speeches. Once, at a luncheon, they were scheduled to speak before a group of inventors. The toastmaster called on Wilbur.
'There must be some mistake,' stammered Wilbur,' Orville is the one who does the talking.'
The toastmaster turned to Orville. The latter stood up and said:' Wilbur just made the speech.'