Osama-Bin-Laden Jokes

Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
A: They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.

Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden? Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody!

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

Q: Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
A: He wanted to see the burning Bush.

Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.