Oversexed Jokes

Suffering from too much Licentiousness?
If you're oversexed, you should get married
Trust me, it'll help ya taper off
Friend of mind always has sex on his mind
Once a month like clockwork, he gets a nosebleed
Girl I once knew was really quite a wild lil' lover
She was able to whip up whitecaps on her waterbed
I remember one girl from high school sex class
She WAS the class' homework every nite
Girl came down with a rare disability -
an ingrown mattress
Gifts are tuff to buy for this girl I know -
I mean, what can ya give someone who's had everyone
She was so gentle, wouldn't molest a fly -
unless it was open of course
She doesn't run after men any more -
now she roller blades
Men like her because of her vocabulary -
"Yes" is the greater part of it
For all of you non-smokers out there, trust me -
There's nothing better before a cigarette than sex
Come to think of it, my Grandfather was more...