"Oversexed" joke

Suffering from too much Licentiousness?
If you're oversexed, you should get married
Trust me, it'll help ya taper off
Friend of mind always has sex on his mind
Once a month like clockwork, he gets a nosebleed
Girl I once knew was really quite a wild lil' lover
She was able to whip up whitecaps on her waterbed
I remember one girl from high school sex class
She WAS the class' homework every nite
Girl came down with a rare disability -
an ingrown mattress
Gifts are tuff to buy for this girl I know -
I mean, what can ya give someone who's had everyone
She was so gentle, wouldn't molest a fly -
unless it was open of course
She doesn't run after men any more -
now she roller blades
Men like her because of her vocabulary -
"Yes" is the greater part of it
For all of you non-smokers out there, trust me -
There's nothing better before a cigarette than sex
Come to think of it, my Grandfather was right
Sex IS dirty - but only if you do it right!
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