Overtime Jokes

There are about 10 types of capacitors.
Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it doesn’t work.
Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.
Always try to fix the hardware with the software.
Engineering is like having an 8 a. m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life
Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
Engineers rule the world until the next revision.
If you like junk food, caffeine, and all-nighters, then you should go into architecture.
Dilbert is a documentary.

Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.

Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.

Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.

Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

Overtime pay? What overtime pay?

Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

Always try to fix the hardware with software.

If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.

Dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary.

10. There are about 10 types of capacitors.9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it doesn't work.8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.6. Always try to fix the hardware with the software.5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.4. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?3. Engineers rule the world until the next revision.2. If you like junk food, caffeine, and all-nighters, then you should go into architecture.1. Dilbert is a documentary.

Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend
10. Think of all the weight you'll lose from not getting to eat because of short staffing.
9. Think of the closeness you'll develop with you're co-workers after being knee-deep in Code 10's/Blues and Code "Browns".
8. Everyone is so frazzled, so next to them you look fabulous!
7. Think of what a challenge it will be to your nursing skills to run a Code without a Crash Cart because they are all down in Central being replaced.
6. The joy of having the previous shift's charge nurse tell you, " I don't understand why no one would return my calls to work today/tonight. Oh, and by the way, you are short two nurses and a CNA for this shift with a full house of patients sick as dog dirt."
5. Because you're a new grad and you want to be a "TEAM PLAYER" like your head nurse told you to be. (That and you have "sucker" stamped on your forehead!)
4. When you go home more...

There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.
Always try to fix the hardware with software.
Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.
Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
Managers, not engineers, rule the world.
If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.
... and the number one thing...
Dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary.