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    One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.

    Devil: Why so glum?
    Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.
    Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
    Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
    Devil: We'll you're gonna love Mondays, then. On Mondays that's all we do. Drink, Drink, Drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab... We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
    Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
    Devil: You a smoker?
    Guy: You better believe it.
    Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already dead!
    Guy: No way!
    Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
    Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
    Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races; you name it. We've more...

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