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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a strong player.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde all died on the same day and they all went to heaven. But god said that he has many turtles on the floor of heaven and that if you stepped on one that you would be paired with a really ugly guy. The brunette went first and stepped on a turtle. The redhead went next and stepped on a turtle. The blonde went next she didnt step on a turtle. She was paired with a hot guy. The brunette and the redhead asked the blonde how she got a cute guy and the guy said I stepped on a turtle!