Paise Jokes / Recent Jokes

A REGULAR consumer, who used to buy eggs from a particular shop, always complained about the size of the eggs.
One day, out of frustration, he asked the shopkeeper,' Why can't you take ten paise more for each egg and give me bigger ones?'
Prompt came the reply,' Look, Sir, I can't play with the hen's ass for your ten paise.'

16 Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
( _ ) Champak
( _ ) Indrajal
( _ ) Star and Style
( _ ) The great Punjab Dairy
( _ ) Blank sheets
17 How often do you bathe:
( _ ) Weekly
( _ ) Monthly
( _ ) Yearly
( _ ) Not Applicable
18 Color of teeth:
( _ ) Yellow
( _ ) Brownish-Yellow
( _ ) Brown
( _ ) Black
( _ ) N/A
19 Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
( _ ) Manikchand
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JALANDHAR BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER...........
(this one's little difficult than last year's)
1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters ________________________
(only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)
2. Sex?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Sardar
3. What's ur age group?
( ) less than 0
( ) equal to 0
( ) greater than 0
4. What is 2 + more...

Father: Docter, My Son Has Swallowed A 10 Paise Coin. Please Do Something Quickly.
Docter: Do Not Worry Sir. Now A Days 10 Paise Coin Has No Value.

1stboy: i got 50 paise from the floor.
2ndboy: that is my money. my 50 paise fell down on the floor.
1stboy: but i got two 25paise coins from the floor.
2ndboy: my coin must have broken into 2 pieces when it fell.