"Question-Answer by a sardar" joke

16 Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
( _ ) Champak
( _ ) Indrajal
( _ ) Star and Style
( _ ) The great Punjab Dairy
( _ ) Blank sheets
17 How often do you bathe:
( _ ) Weekly
( _ ) Monthly
( _ ) Yearly
( _ ) Not Applicable
18 Color of teeth:
( _ ) Yellow
( _ ) Brownish-Yellow
( _ ) Brown
( _ ) Black
( _ ) N/A
19 Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
( _ ) Manikchand
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JALANDHAR BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER...........
(this one's little difficult than last year's)
1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters ________________________
(only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)
2. Sex?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Sardar
3. What's ur age group?
( ) less than 0
( ) equal to 0
( ) greater than 0
4. What is 2 + 2?
( ) FOUR
( ) 4
( ) IV
5. If you have one brother, how many brothers ur brother has?
( ) none ( ) one ( ) question is too personal
6. Complete the following sentence........... (4 marks)
______ ________ ________ _________.
7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?
8. Read the statment carefully and answer the following question:
"My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".
Qs. How many times the word "mother" appear in the above statement?
( ) None
( ) few times
( ) uncountable times
9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you ( ) get One rupee? ( ) 100 paise?
10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences.......
(HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______ (boy/girl). i am writing an essay.)
11. If the time is 3. 00 what does ur digital watch show?
12. At what time does the 11. 16 Indrani Express come?
13. What u do on a honeymoon?
( ) Collect Honey
( ) Admire Moon
( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon
14. Earth is Flat?
( ) False
( ) Indeed False
15. If A = B and B = C then B = A?
( ) TRUE
( ) NOT FALSE
( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS
16. If you eat lunch during lunch time, what u have during dinner time?
17. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.
18. Fill in the blank:
I am _________ a letter.
( ) READING
( ) WRITING
( ) SEALING
19. Who was the first MAN to land on moon?
( ) MR. ARMSTRONG
( ) MISS ARMSTRONG
( ) MRS ARMSTRONG
20. What comes first?
( ) the Egg
( ) the Omlet
21. Can you count more than five using your hands?
( ) YES
( ) NO
22. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y
23. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's
( ) Father
( ) Brother
( ) Son
( ) Daughter
24. Car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. how many wheels does each car has?
( ) One ( ) Four ( ) Seven
25. To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many Buttons would you press in the elevator?
( ) ONE ( ) TWELVE
26. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.
27. This one tests ur imagination.
SUN is nearer to india than AMERICA because.........
( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA
( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA
( ) i do not have any time left to think on this one.
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ur feedback counts..................(please do not write how many times)
I rate the difficulty level for the above question paper as
( ) 8 ( ) 9 ( ) 10 [NOTE: 1 is very easy and 10 is most difficult]
Number of times i flipped a coin
( ) 35 ( ) 70 ( ) i forgot to bring my coin so i bluffed and prayed for good luck.
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When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
God am I a mess?
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NO! COMES THE VOICE U ARE A SARDAR! !!