Pappu Jokes / Recent Jokes

Pappu: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father: No. Why do you ask that?

Pappu: Well, where did you get this mummy then?

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Pappu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pappu: A Teacher.

Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L”

Teacher: No, that’s wrong

Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher:"Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Pappu: "Ok Sir, You please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."