Paradigm Jokes

My friend asked me what a paradigm is and I said, "It's a model." He said, "That means Kathy ireland is my favorite paradigm."
Reading the Living section of the newspaper, I have discovered there is a new definition for the word "urban." It now means black.
My high school was so tough that everyone thought an outline was what you draw around a dead body.
Any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. Once cooking and the other cleaning.
The Atlanta zoo should name their Pandas Bill and Monica. That might encourage them to breed.
Lost Dog: Notch in left ear, left rear leg missing, tail bobbed, blind in right eye. Has been castrated. Answers to the name of "Lucky."
Preachers are not "put out to pasture." They have a retirement plan that is out of this world.
Oh yea, now the Boulder police think the teddy bear did it.
There's a new cat food commercial that says if you have a cat, you live longer. more...

SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN CORPORATE AMERICA TOO LONG...
You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization."
You refer to dating as test marketing.
You actually know what a paradigm is.
You can spell "paradigm."
You write executive summaries on your love letters.
Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a
performance review.
You believe you never have any problems in your life,
just "issues" and "improvement opportunities."
You can explain to somebody the difference between
"re-engineering," "down-sizing," "right-sizing," and "firing
people."
You use the term "value-added" without laughing.