"Signs You've Been In Corporate America Too Long" joke

SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN CORPORATE AMERICA TOO LONG...
You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization."
You refer to dating as test marketing.
You actually know what a paradigm is.
You can spell "paradigm."
You write executive summaries on your love letters.
Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a
performance review.
You believe you never have any problems in your life,
just "issues" and "improvement opportunities."
You can explain to somebody the difference between
"re-engineering," "down-sizing," "right-sizing," and "firing
people."
You use the term "value-added" without laughing.