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Q. What is the difference between parsley and pubic hair?
A. There is no difference, you just push it aside and keep on eating!

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You have to move them both aside before you eat

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce please!

How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.